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Eulogy for James K. McLean

Dad wasn’t very good at good-byes, and he always had one more story to tell. You can appreciate how hard it is for us – his children – in making some final comments, not to keep you for at least 30 more minutes. Each. We will try not to be long.

First of all, thank you for coming today to help us with our grief over the loss of Dad. Thank you Fr. Hightower and Fr. Robinson, and Ann – we can’t say enough good things about your being here today. We’d also like to thank the Island community for putting the circle of hands of the grandchildren and the hearts of the great grandchildren around Dad. We mourn, but we also celebrate.

We spent some time trying to find the right words to express our thoughts. We each have different memories and can’t begin to tell you all of them here. But one thing that repeatedly came up was Dad’s devotion to Mom. Before Mom, we understand he was a bit of a wild one. Of course Fr. Robinson can fill you in on the details. We only saw it in the form of Dad driving an orange Volkswagen mini-bus and telling us kids, “Don’t wave at the police and draw unnecessary attention.”

After he met Mom, he settled down a bit and spent his energy in other ways. Mom and Dad were inseparable. They made each other better. They celebrated their 50th Wedding Anniversary in April. It was never just Mom. Or Just Dad. It was always Mom and Dad. For example, “Hi Dad. Can I speak to Mom?” They discussed everything, but Dad carried the weight of the important decisions, like whether or not to invade China.

Even when Dad was alone, relaxing, Mom was always on his mind. He liked to listen to music. Sit in his easy chair, and drink tea, and listen to music. One of us might call in the afternoon and say, “Watcha doin?” He’d say, “sitting here. Drinking tea. Listening to music. Got to get up and get something done before Mom gets home.”

In the past few days we have heard many times that Dad’s jokes were appreciated. Almost as many times as we heard the jokes themselves. But, all joking aside, Dad was his whole life a person of integrity and honesty and kindness. There was never a question of who or what was important to him. He sacrificed repeatedly and consistently to make a better life for his family. It was not without challenge, much of it from us children. But, although he had strong principles and values, he never demanded that we live our lives one way or another. He took us as we were, sometimes with grumbling, sometimes with joy.

As we grew older, dad became more to us. He became a friend. And as we gather, and we look at each other, we find that the people we have become share his values and principles. We look at his grandchildren and see small mannerisms and attitudes that surprise us with their similarity to Dad. We love Mom. We tell bad jokes. And we’re not very good at good-byes.

On September 5, the sky momentarily darkened as Dad passed from this life into the next. But each day with his passing, as we experience the love of his neighbors, the support of the community, hear a bad joke, or see the mannerism, the twinkle in the eye, or that unmistakable figure of speech from one of the grandchildren, the clouds get a little thinner, the sky a little bluer, the sun a little brighter, and we can thank God that Dad was able to share his life with all of us.

We hope that you will join us after the Funeral Mass for food and a celebration of Dad’s life. Dad would have wanted that.

Dad – before you go, do you have time for some more stories?


The Children of James K. McLean

Thank you.

The Omnivore’s Dilemma, by Michael Pollan (2006) (450 pages)

The Omnivore’s Dilemma, by Michael Pollan (2006) (450 pages)

Is it too much to ask? “What it is we’re eating. Where it came from. How it found its way to our table. And what, in a true accounting, it really cost.” Omnivore, page 411. These are the ponderable questions that Michael Pollan tackles with one eye turned toward beauty, the other toward industrial madness, while strewn before his crossed eyes lie the rotten fruits and shadowy carcasses that are become our modern diet.

A clash of the titans, Babette’s Feast versus Super Size Me in a pie-eating contest to the finish. And very good writing.

The Blind Side, by Michael Lewis (2008) (288 pages)

The Blind Side: Evolution of a Game, by Michael Lewis (2008) (288 page)

Liar’s Poker broke down for us over 20 years ago how to play the game on Wall Street. Moneyball told us how to use statistics to help a baseball team with an unfair advantage win the game. In The Blind Side, Michael Lewis explains how the game of football has evolved, particularly since 1981 when Lawrence Taylor exploded into the backfield and terrorized quarterbacks.

The book also tells how a small group of people can make a world of difference in a very large person’s life. Michael Jerome Oher, a one-time homeless, possibly illiterate 6’6″ 355 pound black kid from West Memphis with a measured IQ of 80, and the white upper-class family that takes him in, are the threads that holds the fabric of the book together. Whether or not the real-life story is distorted for dramatic purposes (his IQ is later measured at 100 or 110 — average — and he was on the honor roll two out of four years at Ole Miss), or presented in a way that defends the motivation of the family (and friends of the author) that took him in against accusations that they were boosters giving gifts to a college athlete, it’s a great, inspiring story, and one that will make you love the South and (college) football again.

Even Dwarfs Started Small, a film by Werner Herzog (1970)

There’s simply no way to describe this film, or the Teutonic audacity of Werner Herzog in making it, without diminishing it. Simply brilliant. And what’s with the post-war obsession of Germans with dwarfs anyways (cf. The Tin Drum). With its outrageous images and eerie leit motiv of dwarfish laughter, and the shrill singing, and Pepe strapped to the chair, and the disconcerted camel taking a dump . . . what’s to say? It’s like Toy Story on acid in prison.

The Narcissistic Separation of John and Elizabeth Edwards

In a moment more characteristically narcissistic than his affair with Rielle Hunter, but less narcissistic than what one might otherwise expect, former senator, Democratic vice presidential candidate, trial attorney, and current narcissist John Edwards has legally separated from his wife Elizabeth Edwards, CBS News has confirmed with someone familiar with the situation.

To help all of us get through Mr. Edwards’ narcissism, broad and deep, I’ve included these relevant quotes:

“It is an extraordinarily sad moment, but I love my children more than anything and still care deeply about Elizabeth.”
–John Edwards

“Everyone who is born to the Earth has the psychic ability lying dormant.”
–John Edward

“The God that holds you over the pit of hell, much as one holds a spider, or some loathsome insect over the fire abhors you, and is dreadfully provoked: his wrath towards you burns like fire: he looks upon you as worthy of nothing else, but to be cast into the fire.”
–Jonathan Edwards

“And so oddly enough, I spent the last five days of my life crying in Argentina.”
–Mark Sanford

Thank you.

Klaatu barada nikto

While watching “The Day the Earth Stood Still” (1951 version) (***1/2) my son and I immediately recognized the failsafe words “Klaatu barada nikto” from “Army of Darkness” (****). If you believe the so-called experts (and we do) “Klaatu barada nikto” is the most famous phrase in science fiction. It has been referenced repeatedly in popular culture. We will ignore the substantial Wikipedia article entry on the subject and plant our own flag here, now.

Pronouncing Uranus – Latin it Is

uranusUranus is named after the ancient Greek deity of the sky (Ορανός), the father of Kronos (Saturn) and grandfather of Zeus (Jupiter). In Greek, Ouranos is stressed on the last syllable, in Latin, on the second syllable (ūr-ān’ŭs). The preferred pronunciation of the name Uranus among astronomers is, however, on the first syllable (ūr’ŭn-ŭs). This is the standard literary pronunciation. John Hahn, a Seattle Post-Intelligencer staff columnist, suggested in 1986 to pronounce it CARE-FUL-LY.